martes, 28 de abril de 2020

Porque deberias aprender Utapauense? Ugnor





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Sul sul, zano Burpish miba Ugnor. Za mibe i Chombu Kuakzar no Utapau Yublish Kann. Gigje Terrcoland machoch Vethch pa zumbe terk awse Sugni. Aws Nozomra machoch. Nieb bolira mib ikilivolch. Tumo govak wsno nekomaru Dwam. I dad mibo wes zumba benknolra ded Sperk. Reba Utapau Sperk benkra, machoch Sugnay dekopvolra har. So, nieb mibtra benking Utapau Sperk. Tumro azano Tobdorch ofenolch tu Terrcoland Blaspich.

Dag dag. Ugnor Ashtokh, pomashulnol nu Utapau Yublich Sperkshna.


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Hello, my name is Ugnor. I am a galactic worker of the Utapau Federation for Peace. I have went to Earth many times already and I wanted to tell you something. You suck so much. You don't deserve to be alive. I should govern over your stupid asses. And that's why I want you to learn this language. If you learn Utapauian, you will be able to make many things. So, don't even doubt about learning Utapauian. We have our doors opens to Earthlings.

Bye bye. Ugnor Ashtokh, graduated in Utapau Lingustics Federation.